Some Laughs and Day 2 of Bday Week!

January 30, 2012 at 10:20 am Leave a comment

Good morning!

Well friends, it’s Monday again. How about a few laughs to brighten your day??

Did you ever stop and wonder…

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ‘I think I’ll squeeze these pink, dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?’

Who was the first person to say, ‘See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.’

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Go ahead, say it out loud.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO NEVER EVEN REALIZED THIS? …Now, stop singing and keep reading.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? always.

Maybe that helped with any Monday blues you may be having?? 🙂

Birthday Week is still in full force!

Last night I baked Chad some minty brownies that he had at a Christmas party in December, and he could not stop talking about them. So I decided it would be a good treat to make him for Birthday Week! He loved them! 🙂

This morning’s alarm went off at 5:30, and I almost just turned it off to sleep in. But, I forced myself out of bed and went to the gym! I’m pretty proud of this dedication… I warmed up on the treadmill for 20 minutes with intervals, then spent about 30-45 minutes on this full body circuit.

It was killer and had my arms and legs burning! (In a good way!)

Breakfast: I always forget to snap a pic of my post-workout breakfast, but it’s always an egg on a 100 calories English muffin with some raspberry jam. So good! Plus TWO cups of coffee this morning!

In celebration of Birthday Week Day 2, I placed this outside the bathroom door while Chad was in the shower.

(If you can’t read the card, it says: Happy Day 2 of Birthday Week! Here’s a new shirt for you to wear! It’s plain, unlike you!)

Corny? Yes. But Chad is wearing this shirt today, so I’d say it was a success!

Today’s Agenda is pretty much the same as most of my Mondays. Working on music for voice and opera, working on choreography for show choir, house-keeping chores, etc.

Well, I’m off to finish my coffee and take on the day! Thanks for reading! 🙂

P.S. We will be getting the little black poodle on Thursday morning!!! His name is Pierre, and I can’t wait for him to join our family!!! 🙂

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Hello, I'm Grace! I'm a 24 year old living in a small town in Alabama. I'm married and have the most amazing job teaching music to elementary students. I blog about healthy eating, exercising, running, and the random things that happen in my life. I've recently completed my second half marathon and can't wait to pursue that 26.2!

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